What's on Upcoming Events Love Cuts with John Hegley A presenting of love lyrics, poems, and drawingsdrawn from the life of the author, his grandmother, his dogand the lives of Orpheus, Saint Valentineand Mrs. Cooper of Cheadle Hulme.The bitter, the sweet, the long and the short shrift:how not to succeed in dancing advancingat the school discoteque. Love cutslove's very sharpa harpoon through an easy chairjust wait until the bees come homeand find you just relaxing there. The inimitable John Hegley is a regular sell-out at The Edinburgh Festival. He has performed at the Montreal Comedy Festival, the USA Comedy Festival in Aspen, with Ulrika Jonsson & Anita Dobson in The Pyjama Game and on BBC R4's Hearing With Hegley. Hegley is widely known as one of the country's most innovative comic poets with several best-selling volumes of poetry to his name. Join us for some "marvellous, joyful fun" (The Telegraph) at Wilton's Music Hall for his latest one-man show, accompanied by the double bass of Julia Doyle and the single brass of Chris Dowding. Perfect for the hopelessly romantic and the romantically hopeful alike! Watch out for paper cuts. Devised for adults, but of interest to the odd nine-year-old. BOOK NOW Just because he is one of the funniest men alive don't underestimate his dedicated gentleness. Adrian Mitchell, The New Statesman Awesomely mundane. The Independent Photo credit: Polly Hancock